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Weekly Family Rituals

Make parenthood magical.

Weekly rituals designed to be more compelling than screens. No prep. No battles. Just one hour where everyone's actually here - creating the moments they'll remember forever.

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WEEK 5 · FEBRUARY

The Wrong Turn

An invitation to get lost together.

No destination. No GPS. At every intersection, someone different calls it: left, right or straight. After 20 minutes of wrong turns, stop somewhere unexpected...

All agesCar or walking

“Best Sunday we've had in months.”

- Sarah M., London*

“They asked to do it again.”

- James T., New York*

* From early access testing.

In a world competing for your family's attention, we bring you back to
the same room, the same moment, the same table.

Your kids won't remember most Tuesday nights. But they'll remember the night you got lost on purpose and found that tiny café with the amazing hot chocolate.

How It Works

Four steps to an hour worth remembering.

Every week, a new ritual arrives

Your ritual card lands in your inbox. Ready to go.

Print or save

Put it on the fridge or keep it on your phone.

Pick your moment

Saturday morning? Sunday after lunch? You decide.

Have fun

One hour. Everyone present. Memories that last.

What's Included

Everything you need. Nothing you don't.

Weekly ritual card

Printable PDF with complete instructions. Put it on the fridge.

Age adaptations

Every ritual adjusts from 3 to 13+. Same experience, different approach.

Conversation prompts

Built-in questions for when it gets quiet. No more awkward silences.

Why it works

Brief insight into why it works. For the curious-not required reading.

Private community

Connect with other families on the same journey. Share wins, ask questions, get inspired.

No prep required

Every ritual works with what you have. If there's friction, we've designed it out.

Our Approach

Don't fight the screen. Replace what it provides.

Screens offer stimulation, escape, connection. The answer isn't restriction - it's offering something better. Something that meets the same needs, but with real presence instead of pixels.

Pricing

Less than a family movie night.

Monthly

$9/month

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  • ✓4 new rituals per month
  • ✓Age-specific adaptations
  • ✓Printable PDF cards
  • ✓Conversation prompts
  • ✓Private community
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Limited - First 100 Families

Founding Member

$79/year

$99/year after founding spots fill

  • ✓Everything in monthly
  • ✓Locked-in price forever!
  • ✓Input on future rituals
  • ✓Name in founding families credits
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